![]() The Room might be the ultimate anti-Valentine's movie, with every single (endless) sex scene causing you to cringe so hard that it will make you want to never touch another person again. Tired of seeing couples post their romantic woodland walk selfies on Instagram? Turn on this 1999 horror classic and imagine them being hunted by an evil witch until they lose their minds!įew films are as brutally feel-bad as Blue Ruin, the grisly, gory tale of a man out for revenge in which terrible people do terrible things to each other for 90 minutes. Sharon Stone in 'Basic Instinct.' TriStarĭid your relationship end badly? Hey, at least your last partner was not a raging psychopath who hates wearing underwear almost as much as she loves not wearing underwear as in Paul Verhoeven's wild erotic thriller. Yes, you're alone this Valentine's Day, but it could be worse: You could be trapped alone in your apartment in a world infested with zombies as in this fun Korean horror. The story of the love affair between a crime boss and the woman he abducts, it is equal parts icky Stockholm Syndrome and eye-popping sex scenes that make Showgirls look subtle and sensuous. The least romantic thing about this Polish 'thriller' is that it thinks it is romantic. If this movie starring Ryan Reynolds as the head of a vigilante squad is anything to go by, Bay would marry explosions if he could. There is only one romance that matters in Michael Bay's latest movie: the love affair between the Bad Boys director and explosions. ![]() From propulsive action films to movies where every couple ends up dead, miserable or both, here's the ultimate anti-Valentine's Day movie guide for Netflix U.S. ![]() Netflix has plenty of movies for both camps, with romantic films a-plenty for love lovers, and the complete opposite for the love averse. Valentine's Day puts most of us into two categories: those who want to celebrate with every heart-shaped thing and romantic movie they can and those who avoid anything vaguely romantic at all like the plague until V-Day is all over with.
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